Dear parquet floor,
I can't deny that I've had feelings for you for a long time. From the moment I met you I was in love. Your smooth surface, your beautiful wooden structure, everything about you appealed to me.
But now, as I fall, I feel compelled to express my feelings for you. Because even though I know my time with you is limited, I want you to know that you will live on in my heart.
I like the way you caught me when I fell off the table. You gave me a security and stability that never made me feel alone. You were always there for me, even when I was due, and that meant so much to me.
And now, as I fall down, I can't help but think of all the times we spent together. The memories of our time together will always stay with me no matter how short our time together was.
I know our time together is short, but I want you to know that I will always love you. And who knows, maybe we will meet again in another life.
And while I know I'll probably fall on you with my smeared side, I want you to know that I see this fall as one last kiss. A last moment of intimate connection before we have to accept our separation.
With love,
A peanut butter sandwich.


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