In the elusive and often bewildering world of surrealism, there are days when the pen proves reluctant and the words disappear into thin air. Here are five surreal reasons why today is one of those days when writing an article might be better off:
Crocodile.
It was a historic moment on May 5, 1971 when a beloved character from a well-known children's series made the bold claim that placing a banana in the ear would be effective in making crocodiles disappear. After years of extensive research, we present here our findings that confirm this remarkable claim.
