Manifesto against the Unnecessary Coloring of Snow We, the tireless defenders of the natural order, call for an immediate end to the absurd practice of "coloring" snow white. This is an act of unprecedented absurdity, a surreal spectacle that illustrates the banality of human interference in the natural world. Let us first honor the snow in its true form - a symbol of pristine silence, a canvas of unwritten purity. Dyeing snow white is not only an insult to its natural beauty, but also a grotesque waste of time and resources. The night, a time of rest and recovery, is desecrated by the ceaseless efforts of the snow dyers, who are forced to restore the snow to its 'acceptable' whiteness