Once you put that empty milk carton back in the fridge with cool innocence, mostly… nothing happens. And that’s the scary part. No one storms into the kitchen to confront you about your cowardly dairy fraud. The fridge doesn’t explode in a dairy scandal. No intergalactic council of milk spirits appears to judge your life choices. Even your future refuses to produce drama; you simply continue on as if you’ve done nothing crazy. And that’s the real horror.