Pigeons.

Manifesto against Kamikaze Pigeons

Pigeons, it's time to address your behavior. Your aggressive actions for a simple breadcrumb are unacceptable and must stop. We, the residents of this city, have had enough of your kamikaze actions. This manifesto calls on you to stop being so concerned about a little food.

1. Respect People's Space

You fly recklessly right past our heads and land unceremoniously on tables and chairs. This behavior is disruptive and dangerous. We demand that you keep your distance and stop bothering us during our meals.

2. No Unnecessary Fights

Fighting over a crumb is not only unnecessary, but absurd. There is enough food for everyone, even you. Stop these endless fights that lead to chaos and nuisance.

3. Avoid Aggression

Pigeons that exhibit aggressive behavior such as pecking and attacking will not be tolerated. We will take measures to ensure our safety and tranquility. You must learn to be calm and patient.

4. Find Alternative Food Sources

There are plenty of natural sources of food available. Find your food in parks, fields and other natural environments. Leave our breadcrumbs alone and find healthier, more natural options.

5. Living together in Harmony

We, humans, want to live in peace and harmony with nature. This also applies to pigeons. You must understand that there are rules and boundaries. Only through mutual respect can we live together without conflict.

This manifesto is a call for change. We ask all pigeons to reconsider their behavior and stop their kamikaze actions. Only then can we create a peaceful and harmonious environment together.

We believe in a future in which humans and pigeons can live together in harmony, without the aggression and chaos that currently prevails. Let this manifesto be a step towards that better future.

Stop the Kamikaze Pigeons. Respect Our Space.