Toaster.

To prove that a toaster is an outdated concept using surreal physics, we can imagine a world where the laws of physics do not fully correspond to our own reality. In this alternate reality, the basic principles of energy transfer, matter, and even time, may function drastically differently. Let's explore this concept:

• Energy transfer: In our known reality, toasting bread requires a direct heat source. However, in a surreal physics context, energy transfer could occur instantaneously via thought power or ambient energy. People could simply think of toasted bread, and the energy in the environment would immediately respond to toast the bread, eliminating the need for a physical device such as a toaster.
• Matter: If matter can easily transform from one form to another by mere intention, we would not need to toast bread; we could transform it directly to its roasted state, or even further to any desired flavor or texture. This would make the idea of a toaster as a necessary kitchen appliance irrelevant.
• Time: In a world where time is not linear, but rather something we can bend or manipulate at will, the concept of “waiting” for toast would not exist. Bread could be toasted in the past, present, or future, exactly when it is needed, without any delay or the need for a physical device.
• Interdimensional access: Imagine a reality where accessing parallel universes is as easy as opening a door. One could simply step into a universe where bread always exists in its perfectly toasted state, ready for consumption.

By considering these surreal principles of physics, we see that a toaster, in its traditional form, would indeed be an outdated concept in a world where the limitations of our current physics do not apply. This concept challenges us to explore the limits of our imagination and recognizes the limitless possibilities that exist beyond the limitations of our current technology and understanding of physics.