{"id":9242,"date":"2025-09-13T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-13T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=9242"},"modified":"2025-09-13T00:21:45","modified_gmt":"2025-09-12T22:21:45","slug":"geboorte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/09\/13\/geboorte\/","title":{"rendered":"Birth."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Most birth stories begin with vulnerability, nakedness, and dependence. But there are other stories\u2014stories no one remembers, and which therefore float secretly in the air we breathe. There, amidst the breaths of people, float cubes of thick white smoke. They are the cradles of another kind of existence. From these cubes, not a child is born, but an adult human being just beginning to live, as if the time of growing up were a forgotten shadow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So too today. High in the atmosphere floats a cube, so white it seems as if clouds are dissolving within it and reinventing themselves. At the core of that cube, something begins to stir, as if the smoke is trying to remember what it can form. The wisps contract, condense, and swirl around a void that is slowly no longer a void.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There she appears: a thirty-year-old woman. Her body is silhouetted against the smoke, as if the smoke itself is weaving clothes around her. It&#039;s no coincidence what emerges there\u2014the fabric of her existence chooses a tight, dark green, shimmering sheath dress that molds itself smoothly to her. As if the smoke contains a wardrobe of possibilities and chose precisely this as the fitting uniform for a first appearance. Matching heels slide beneath her feet, subtle, elegant, yet sturdy enough to handle the leap to earth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#039;s strange to be born an adult. The woman opens her eyes, feels the smoke brushing against her skin like a final embrace. She breathes for the first time, but her lungs know the motion as if they&#039;ve done so for years. She looks down, where the earth beckons, immense and close at once. The cube sways gently, carried by the currents of the air.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She realizes she&#039;s experiencing something grand, though no one can tell her how. The birth of a thirty-year-old has no manual, no midwife, no waiting family. There&#039;s only herself and the smoke that shaped her. This realization unnerves her. She feels the tension of a new existence, the responsibility that begins even before the first word is spoken. And yet, amidst this solemnity, a giggle escapes her. It&#039;s no more than a small sound, but it fills the cube as if the smoke itself is briefly glowing with it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She can barely contain herself\u2014her slim silhouette in the dark green dress, the sheen of the fabric catching the light like stars, the heels feeling unexpectedly comfortable. It&#039;s as if she wasn&#039;t born in clothes, but that the clothes are part of her identity. She and the dress are one. She laughs again, louder this time, and the smoke seems to vibrate with joy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then the descent begins. The cube opens, its smoke slowly dissipates, and lets her down, carried by currents of air. She feels no fear. The world below her is unknown, yet inviting. Every city, every forest, every sea is a stage for her first step. As she descends, she thinks: this is not a beginning as others know it. This is a beginning that must remain secret, a beginning no one must remember.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When her heels touch the ground, the smoke disappears. Nothing remains to betray her origins. To anyone who meets her, she will simply be a woman who has lived for thirty years. But she knows better. She knows that her smile, her giggle, the dress, and the heels testify to something never before described. 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