{"id":8994,"date":"2025-08-04T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-04T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8994"},"modified":"2025-08-02T22:14:41","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T20:14:41","slug":"ontbijt-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Breakfast."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#039;s a persistent myth that the perfect breakfast in bed is all about balance: a subtle selection of treats, neatly arranged on a tray, with just enough orange juice to raise your hopes for a better day, but not enough to ruin your duvet. Nonsense. Anyone who truly understands life\u2014or disappointment, which is often the same thing\u2014knows that breakfast in bed only becomes transcendent when it&#039;s impractical, excessive, and mildly disastrous.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because what is a croissant without the threat of five others sliding off the bed? What is jam without the existential panic of an open jar that <em>precisely<\/em> Balancing next to your phone? Too many breakfast items isn&#039;t a mistake; it&#039;s a way of life. You don&#039;t have to know where to start. You have to <em>suffering<\/em> Under abundance, with one thigh resting on a slice of brioche and the other accidentally in a bowl of yogurt. Only then do you realize it: luxury completely out of control.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#039;s not a meal, it&#039;s a precarious construction of desire, fat, and crumbs. And precisely <em>in it<\/em> Therein lies hope. Because if even your breakfast refuses to adhere to logic or boundaries, why should you?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yes, let the tray creak, let the coffee drip onto the sheet, and let the croissants slowly cover you. Call it a mess. Call it decadence. Call it a protest against austerity. I call it: Sunday morning as it was meant to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"736\" data-attachment-id=\"8995\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/ontbijt2-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"ontbijt2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?fit=736%2C736&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=736%2C736&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8995\" style=\"width:512px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?w=1024&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=768%2C768&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=12%2C12&amp;ssl=1 12w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=800%2C800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=600%2C600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt2.jpeg?resize=200%2C200&amp;ssl=1 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 736px) 100vw, 736px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-text-color has-black-color has-alpha-channel-opacity has-black-background-color has-background is-style-wide\"\/>\n\n\n<div id=\"accordions-901\" class=\"accordions-901 accordions\" data-accordions=\"{&quot;lazyLoad&quot;:true,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;901&quot;,&quot;event&quot;:&quot;click&quot;,&quot;collapsible&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;heightStyle&quot;:&quot;content&quot;,&quot;animateStyle&quot;:&quot;swing&quot;,&quot;animateDelay&quot;:1000,&quot;navigation&quot;:true,&quot;active&quot;:999,&quot;expandedOther&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\r\n                <div id=\"accordions-lazy-901\" class=\"accordions-lazy\" accordionsid=\"901\">\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"items\"  style=\"display:none\" >\r\n    \r\n            <div post_id=\"901\" itemcount=\"0\"  header_id=\"header-16746952630\" id=\"header-16746952630\" style=\"\" class=\"accordions-head head16746952630 border-1px\" toggle-text=\"\" main-text=\"klik om de ChatGPT prompt te zien \">\r\n                                    <span id=\"accordion-icons-16746952630\" class=\"accordion-icons\">\r\n                        <span class=\"accordion-icon-active accordion-plus\"><i class=\"fas fa-chevron-up\"><\/i><\/span>\r\n                        <span class=\"accordion-icon-inactive accordion-minus\"><i class=\"fas fa-chevron-right\"><\/i><\/span>\r\n                    <\/span>\r\n                    <span id=\"header-text-16746952630\" class=\"accordions-head-title\">click to see the ChatGPT prompt <\/span>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"accordion-content content16746952630 border-2px\">\r\n                <p>Only visible if you are logged in.<\/p>\n            <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\n\n\n<div id=\"accordions-8992\" class=\"accordions-8992 accordions\" data-accordions=\"{&quot;lazyLoad&quot;:true,&quot;id&quot;:&quot;8992&quot;,&quot;event&quot;:&quot;click&quot;,&quot;collapsible&quot;:&quot;true&quot;,&quot;heightStyle&quot;:&quot;content&quot;,&quot;animateStyle&quot;:&quot;swing&quot;,&quot;animateDelay&quot;:1000,&quot;navigation&quot;:true,&quot;active&quot;:999,&quot;expandedOther&quot;:&quot;no&quot;}\">\r\n                <div id=\"accordions-lazy-8992\" class=\"accordions-lazy\" accordionsid=\"8992\">\r\n                    <\/div>\r\n\r\n    <div class=\"items\"  style=\"display:none\" >\r\n    \r\n            <div post_id=\"8992\" itemcount=\"0\"  header_id=\"header-17543543240\" id=\"header-17543543240\" style=\"\" class=\"accordions-head head17543543240 border-1px\" toggle-text=\"\" main-text=\"klik om de ChatGPT prompt te zien \">\r\n                                    <span id=\"accordion-icons-17543543240\" class=\"accordion-icons\">\r\n                        <span class=\"accordion-icon-active accordion-plus\"><i class=\"fas fa-chevron-up\"><\/i><\/span>\r\n                        <span class=\"accordion-icon-inactive accordion-minus\"><i class=\"fas fa-chevron-right\"><\/i><\/span>\r\n                    <\/span>\r\n                    <span id=\"header-text-17543543240\" class=\"accordions-head-title\">click to see the ChatGPT prompt <\/span>\r\n                            <\/div>\r\n            <div class=\"accordion-content content17543543240 border-2px\">\r\n                <p>bewijs in een hoopvol cynisch essay dat ontbijt op bed beter wordt als er net teveel ontbijt items op bed staan . dat je bedolven wordt onder de croissants .<\/p>\n            <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#039;s a persistent myth that the perfect breakfast in bed is all about balance: a subtle selection of treats, neatly arranged on a tray, with just enough orange juice to raise your hopes for a better day, but not enough to ruin your duvet. Nonsense. Anyone who truly understands life\u2014or disappointment, which is often the same thing\u2014knows that breakfast in bed only becomes transcendent when it&#039;s impractical, excessive, and mildly disastrous.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":11865667,"featured_media":8997,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_wpcom_ai_launchpad_first_post":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"{title}\n\n{excerpt}\n\n{url}","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[758695999],"tags":[758697652,758697653],"class_list":["post-8994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artikel","tag-protest","tag-soberheid","clear","fallback-thumbnail"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.5 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it&#039;s about Ontbijt.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it&#039;s about Ontbijt.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Mijn NiemandsLand\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mijnniemandsland\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:author\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mijnniemandsland\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"1024\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"1024\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"-MJ-\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/1001101_1001010\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@1001101_1001010\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"-MJ-\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"2 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"-MJ-\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e\"},\"headline\":\"Ontbijt.\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":250,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1\",\"keywords\":[\"protest\",\"soberheid\"],\"articleSection\":[\"artikel\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/\",\"name\":\"Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#website\"},\"primaryImageOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1\",\"datePublished\":\"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00\",\"description\":\"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it's about Ontbijt.\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#primaryimage\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1\",\"width\":1024,\"height\":1024},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/2025\\\/08\\\/04\\\/ontbijt-2\\\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Ontbijt.\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/\",\"name\":\"Mijn NiemandsLand\",\"description\":\"Een AI Content-only blog\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e\"},\"alternateName\":\"MNL\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":{\"@type\":\"PropertyValueSpecification\",\"valueRequired\":true,\"valueName\":\"search_term_string\"}}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":[\"Person\",\"Organization\"],\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e\",\"name\":\"-MJ-\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/01\\\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/01\\\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/01\\\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1\",\"width\":512,\"height\":512,\"caption\":\"-MJ-\"},\"logo\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/i0.wp.com\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2023\\\/01\\\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.facebook.com\\\/mijnniemandsland\\\/\",\"https:\\\/\\\/x.com\\\/https:\\\/\\\/twitter.com\\\/1001101_1001010\",\"https:\\\/\\\/www.tumblr.com\\\/blog\\\/mijnniemandsland\"],\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog\\\/en\\\/author\\\/martinjan\\\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand","description":"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it's about Ontbijt.","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand","og_description":"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it's about Ontbijt.","og_url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/","og_site_name":"Mijn NiemandsLand","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mijnniemandsland\/","article_author":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mijnniemandsland\/","article_published_time":"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00","og_image":[{"width":1024,"height":1024,"url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","type":"image\/jpeg"}],"author":"-MJ-","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@https:\/\/twitter.com\/1001101_1001010","twitter_site":"@1001101_1001010","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"-MJ-","Est. reading time":"2 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/"},"author":{"name":"-MJ-","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#\/schema\/person\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e"},"headline":"Ontbijt.","datePublished":"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/"},"wordCount":250,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#\/schema\/person\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","keywords":["protest","soberheid"],"articleSection":["artikel"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/","url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/","name":"Ontbijt. - Mijn NiemandsLand","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#website"},"primaryImageOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#primaryimage"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#primaryimage"},"thumbnailUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","datePublished":"2025-08-04T07:09:00+00:00","description":"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . In dutch but there is a translation button! Today it's about Ontbijt.","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/"]}]},{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#primaryimage","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","width":1024,"height":1024},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/2025\/08\/04\/ontbijt-2\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Ontbijt."}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/","name":"My No Man&#039;s Land","description":"An AI Content-only blog","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#\/schema\/person\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e"},"alternateName":"MNL","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":{"@type":"PropertyValueSpecification","valueRequired":true,"valueName":"search_term_string"}}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":["Person","Organization"],"@id":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/#\/schema\/person\/61a4220aa08fd4d0f9f163a2c25e961e","name":"-MJ-","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1","url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1","contentUrl":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1","width":512,"height":512,"caption":"-MJ-"},"logo":{"@id":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/cropped-logo2-1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/mijnniemandsland\/","https:\/\/x.com\/https:\/\/twitter.com\/1001101_1001010","https:\/\/www.tumblr.com\/blog\/mijnniemandsland"],"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/author\/martinjan\/"}]}},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pettpm-2l4","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5747,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2024\/06\/17\/toetje\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":0},"title":"Dessert.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Monday June 17, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Ontbijt op bed is een luxe die velen van ons kennen en waarderen. Het is een heerlijk begin van de dag, waarbij je jezelf verwent met een rustig moment voordat de hectiek begint. Maar waarom zouden we deze luxe beperken tot alleen het ontbijt? Het is tijd om een stap\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/toetje1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/toetje1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/toetje1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/toetje1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":5755,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2024\/06\/18\/afwas-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":1},"title":"Washing up.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Tuesday June 18, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"De trend van het nuttigen van diverse maaltijden in bed heeft de afgelopen jaren veel populariteit gewonnen. Ontbijt, lunch, diner en toetjes op bed zijn manieren geworden om jezelf te verwennen en te genieten van comfort en luxe in je eigen huis. Maar wat doe je na het eten met\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/afwas1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/afwas1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/afwas1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/afwas1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":9612,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/12\/04\/bed\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":2},"title":"Bed.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Thursday December 4, 2025","format":false,"excerpt":"Er zijn talloze manieren om onder je bed te kijken, maar niets evenaart het moment waarop je op je buik ligt, je hoofd omlaag steekt over de rand, en je vingers zich wanhopig klemmen om een paar dunne, eigenlijk ongeschikte lakens. Het is een houding die je dwingt om je\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/bed1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/bed1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/bed1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/bed1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":789,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2023\/01\/24\/yoghurt\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":3},"title":"Yogurt.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Tuesday January 24, 2023","format":false,"excerpt":"It&#039;s an innocent-looking breakfast, but the dangers of drowning in your bowl of muesli with yogurt are very real. Muesli, a mixture of oats, grains, nuts and raisins, is a popular breakfast choice for many people. When combined with yogurt, it creates a runny and sticky mixture\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/yoghurt1.png?fit=512%2C512&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":6102,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2024\/08\/10\/in-bad\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":4},"title":"In Bath.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Saturday August 10, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Het zachte ochtendlicht filtert door de bomen en reflecteert op het glinsterende oppervlak van het zwembad. Terwijl de zon langzaam opkomt, cre\u00ebert ze een warme gloed die het water doet oplichten als een vloeibare spiegel. Het is een serene en bijna magische sfeer waarin het ontbijt wordt geserveerd. Midden in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/inbad1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/inbad1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/inbad1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/inbad1.jpg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":5694,"url":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2024\/06\/11\/rotatie\/","url_meta":{"origin":8994,"position":5},"title":"Rotation.","author":"-MJ-","date":"Tuesday June 11, 2024","format":false,"excerpt":"Een goede nachtrust is essentieel voor ons welzijn, en innovaties op het gebied van slaaptechnologie dragen hieraan bij. Een opvallende innovatie is het roterende bed, dat beweert het lekkerste slapen te bieden. Deze bedden zijn ontworpen om de natuurlijke bewegingen van ons lichaam te ondersteunen en ons in een rustgevende\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;artikel&quot;","block_context":{"text":"artikel","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/category\/artikel\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/rotatie1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/rotatie1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/rotatie1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/rotatie1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1&resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]}],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/ontbijt1.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/11865667"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8994"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8998,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8994\/revisions\/8998"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8997"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}