{"id":8979,"date":"2025-08-03T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-03T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8979"},"modified":"2025-08-02T16:00:51","modified_gmt":"2025-08-02T14:00:51","slug":"pindakaas-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/08\/03\/pindakaas-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Peanut butter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You think it&#039;s a jar of peanut butter. That&#039;s what you think. That&#039;s the comforting illusion your mind whispers to you as you stand there in your pajama pants, at 2:46 on a Tuesday afternoon, staring into a cylinder of glass and flaking heaps. But no. It&#039;s not a jar of peanut butter. It&#039;s a mirror. A monument. An archaeological excavation of everything you&#039;ve ever swept under the rug of your consciousness.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The leftovers. 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