{"id":8859,"date":"2025-07-19T13:47:35","date_gmt":"2025-07-19T11:47:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8859"},"modified":"2025-07-19T13:47:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-19T11:47:38","slug":"broodje-poep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/07\/19\/broodje-poep\/","title":{"rendered":"Poo Sandwich."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In <em>A poop sandwich \u2013 the essence of reality<\/em> Reality is revealed as something paradoxically simple and yet radically intangible. Once we&#039;ve swallowed that sandwich (spiritually and existentially), the question naturally lingers like a nasty aftertaste: what is there? <em>after<\/em> Reality? And more importantly: what do we do with the thought that we treat reality as an object. A thing. Just like a citrus juicer, a clothespin, or any other pathetic object you find in a drawer when you&#039;re searching for meaning?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Our obsession with objectifying reality\u2014with seeing it as something that exists alongside other things\u2014is perhaps the greatest existential blunder of thought. We slap the label \u201creality\u201d on something as if it were a box of cereal. But the moment you do that, you\u2019ve already betrayed it. Reality is then no longer the <em>reality<\/em>, but just another thing in your mental pantry. And that brings us to the next step: what is <em>after<\/em> the reality, when we finally stop pretending it&#039;s an IKEA object?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After reality, there is no new layer of magical insights or an enlightened state where you get free socks. What there <em>after<\/em> is coming, the crumbling of the idea that there is <em>at all<\/em> something <em>after<\/em> must come. 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Vooral omdat we de werkelijkheid zien als een ding . een ding naast andere dingen . zoals een citruspers of een wasknijper .<\/p>\n            <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In &quot;A Poo Sandwich: The Essence of Reality,&quot; reality is revealed as something paradoxically simple yet radically elusive. Once we&#039;ve swallowed that sandwich (both spiritually and existentially), the question naturally lingers like a nasty aftertaste: what comes after reality? And more importantly: what do we do with the idea that we treat reality as an object? A thing. 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