{"id":8731,"date":"2025-07-07T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-07-07T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8731"},"modified":"2025-07-07T00:01:33","modified_gmt":"2025-07-06T22:01:33","slug":"telefoonboek-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/07\/07\/telefoonboek-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Telephone book."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The 1988 telephone book is a monument to forgotten literature. An anonymous masterpiece that presents itself as nothing more than an alphabetical listing of names, numbers, streets and postcodes \u2014 but those who dare to look closely will discover a bitter and painfully precise account of human existence. Not in the letters themselves, but in the space between them. 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This is not the chaotic proximity of a fictional character you get to know in dialogues or inner monologues. No, this is existential bureaucracy. Here we, the people of 1988, are reduced to accessibility information. A collective cry of \u201cI exist\u201d in the form of numbers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then there is the tragedy of the shared street. When you see that several people live at the same address, you are reminded of the proximity of others \u2014 and yet you know nothing about their relationship to each other. Is \u201cBakker, H.\u201d at number 14 the son of \u201cBakker, M.\u201d at number 14A? Or just a bitter coincidence? It is the unseen connections that transform this book from a guide to a labyrinth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The composition is suffocatingly repetitive, and that is precisely where its strength lies. As a reader, you are slowly worn down by the relentless structure. 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