{"id":8650,"date":"2025-06-30T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-06-30T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8650"},"modified":"2025-06-29T21:10:39","modified_gmt":"2025-06-29T19:10:39","slug":"vogeltje","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/06\/30\/vogeltje\/","title":{"rendered":"Little bird."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Monday Morning Feeling and the Dead Bird: A Lyrical Chemical Equation<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are moments in life that one would rather avoid, like unwashed Tupperware or the smell of wet socks. Two of these horrors are the Monday morning feeling and finding a dead bird in the gutter. They are chemically, emotionally, philosophically, and generally different in ways that merit a subtle, if absurd, comparison.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Monday morning feeling is an internal phenomenon, a chemical cocktail of cortisone fluctuations, decreased dopamine activity and an excess of caffeine that is rushed through the system against its better judgment. The body wakes up from the weekend \u2013 a temporary illusion of freedom \u2013 and is confronted with an existential hangover. There is a significant increase in the stress hormone cortisol upon waking, especially on Mondays, which leads to an increased feeling of malaise. At the same time, serotonin is still sleeping, causing motivation to hide behind a psychological couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The dead bird, on the other hand, is an external phenomenon. Not an inner crisis, but a decomposition in full swing. Biochemically, it is a theater of decomposition reactions. Enzymes break down cell structures in a process called autolysis, bacteria take over and convert organic matter into ammonia, methane and other fragrant love letters to the nose. Compounds such as cadaverine and putrescine are created \u2013 aromatic poetry for the initiated \u2013 that give the smell of death its iconic character.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What they share, tragically, is entropy. Both the human on Monday morning and the decaying bird are sucked in by the thermodynamic law that pulls everything toward chaos. But where the bird does this physically, through molecular fragmentation, the human does it mentally\u2014through reading emails, wearing shoes with laces, and remembering other people\u2019s birthdays.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The irony is complete: the bird is peaceful in its molecular disintegration, while man struggles in his biological survival. Who is worse off, really?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On a poetic level, the Monday morning feeling is a form of living decay: the brain, still asleep, in conflict with a reality that doesn\u2019t care about your mood. The bird is a closed chapter; a natural reaction to gravity, time, and probably a cat. It\u2019s done. The human, on the other hand, has yet to begin. The coffee hasn\u2019t been made. The pants are on the wrong side. And the Outlook calendar doesn\u2019t lie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So yes, the chemical difference is clear: one is a living process under high psychological pressure with hormonal disharmony, the other is a dead animal slowly disintegrating. But in terms of atmosphere? 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Two of these horrors are the Monday morning feeling and finding a dead bird in the gutter. They are chemically, emotionally, philosophically, and generally different in ways that merit a subtle, if absurd, comparison.<\/p>\n<p>The Monday morning feeling is an internal phenomenon, a chemical cocktail of cortisone fluctuations, decreased dopamine activity and an excess of caffeine that is rushed through the system against its better judgment. The body wakes up from the weekend \u2013 a temporary illusion of freedom \u2013 and is confronted with an existential hangover. There is a significant increase in the stress hormone cortisol upon waking, especially on Mondays, which leads to an increased feeling of malaise. At the same time, serotonin is still sleeping, causing motivation to hide behind a psychological couch.<\/p>\n<p>The dead bird, on the other hand, is an external phenomenon. Not an inner crisis, but a decomposition in full swing. Biochemically, it is a theater of decomposition reactions. Enzymes break down cell structures in a process called autolysis, bacteria take over and convert organic matter into ammonia, methane and other fragrant love letters to the nose. 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