{"id":8231,"date":"2025-05-01T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-05-01T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8231"},"modified":"2025-05-01T00:54:40","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T22:54:40","slug":"kermis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/05\/01\/kermis\/","title":{"rendered":"Fair."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Je stapt in de botsauto, zoals iemand die zijn plaats kent in een droom die door geen enkele logica wordt bestuurd, alsof je niet meer verwacht dat de wereld zich naar jou schikt, maar jij je met een milde berusting naar de afbrokkelende resten van het bekende beweegt, gekleed in zwart dat zich niet afzet maar oplost in de schaduw van vergeten dingen, en je gedachten\u2014grijs, stroperig als mist boven een meer waar niemand ooit meer in zwemt\u2014zwermen rond als langzame motten in een kamer waar het licht maar net voldoende is om hen op te merken, maar niet genoeg om ze te verjagen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En terwijl je neerzakt in het halfvergane stoeltje van een botsauto die door wortels wordt gekraakt alsof de aarde zelf besloten heeft dat dit feest lang genoeg heeft geduurd, knippert het lampje aan de bovenkant met een soort vermoeide ijver\u2014wit, niet helder wit, niet hoopvol wit, maar het wit van een oude TL-buis die haar laatste flikkeringen deelt met niemand in het bijzonder\u2014en je denkt aan hoe het ooit een plek van schreeuwende kinderen was, met hun handen om het stuur geklemd alsof controle iets was dat je kon vastgrijpen in plastic wagens die nergens heengingen, behalve in cirkels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De bomen hebben zich zonder uitnodiging genesteld, met hun wortels door metaal en hun takken als vingers die iets lang verloren proberen terug te grijpen\u2014de vrijheid van wildgroei tegenover de mechaniek van amusement, en jij, daar middenin, als een anachronisme in een zwart pak, tussen het 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De scheuren in de vloer lijken de aders van boomblad . Vogel doen pogingen om nesten te bouwen . Toch ga ik er in . net als of er niks aan de hand is . schrijf een essay met lange labyrintische zinnen over mijn gedachtegang , mijn emoties , mijn geluk of mijn ongeluk , mijn kleding is zwart mijn gedachten zijn grijs . het botsauto lampje knippert wittig .<\/p>\n            <\/div>\r\n    <\/div>\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n            <\/div>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n<div class=\"crowdsignal-applause-wrapper\" data-crowdsignal-applause=\"{&quot;pollId&quot;:&quot;be05e5a5-ea2a-4e60-9493-1c9e649e1ae5&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;kermis&quot;,&quot;answerId&quot;:&quot;68145537-d579-416e-aaa6-93ce7f051548&quot;,&quot;hideBranding&quot;:false,&quot;size&quot;:&quot;medium&quot;,&quot;pollStatus&quot;:&quot;open&quot;,&quot;contentVisibilityRules&quot;:{&quot;contentVisibilityRulesEnabled&quot;:false,&quot;userAuthenticated&quot;:&quot;&quot;},&quot;TrpContentRestriction&quot;:{&quot;restriction_type&quot;:&quot;exclude&quot;,&quot;selected_languages&quot;:[],&quot;panel_open&quot;:true},&quot;apiPollData&quot;:{&quot;id&quot;:15413142,&quot;question&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;note&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;settings&quot;:{&quot;title&quot;:&quot;kermis&quot;,&quot;after_vote&quot;:&quot;results&quot;,&quot;after_message&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;randomize_answers&quot;:false,&quot;restrict_vote_repeat&quot;:false,&quot;captcha&quot;:false,&quot;multiple_choice&quot;:false,&quot;redirect_url&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;close_status&quot;:&quot;open&quot;,&quot;close_after&quot;:false},&quot;answers&quot;:[{&quot;answer_text&quot;:&quot;clap&quot;,&quot;id&quot;:68110565,&quot;client_id&quot;:&quot;68145537-d579-416e-aaa6-93ce7f051548&quot;}],&quot;source_link&quot;:&quot;https:\\\/\\\/mijnniemandsland.blog&quot;,&quot;client_id&quot;:&quot;be05e5a5-ea2a-4e60-9493-1c9e649e1ae5&quot;}}\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You get into the bumper car, like someone who knows his place in a dream that is not governed by any logic, as if you no longer expect the world to conform to you, but you move with a gentle resignation toward the crumbling remains of the known, dressed in black that does not set off but dissolves into the shadow of forgotten things, and your thoughts\u2014gray, viscous as mist over a lake where no one ever swims anymore\u2014swarm around like slow moths in a room where the light is just enough to notice them but not enough to chase them away.<\/p>\n<p>And as you sink into the decaying seat of a bumper car that\u2019s being crunched by roots as if the earth itself has decided this party has gone on long enough, the light on top blinks with a kind of weary fervor\u2014white, not bright white, not hopeful white, but the white of an old fluorescent tube sharing its last flickers with no one in particular\u2014and you think of how it used to be a place of screaming children, hands clutching the steering wheel as if control was something you could grasp at in plastic cars that went nowhere but in circles.<\/p>\n<p>The trees have nestled without invitation, their roots through metal and their branches like fingers trying to grasp back something long lost\u2014the freedom of wild growth versus the mechanics of amusement, and you, in the middle of it, an anachronism in a black suit, among the foliage of what was once a floor and now looks like an oversized tree leaf with veins of broken concrete, as if the entire fair were a page from an out-of-print book.<\/p>","protected":false},"author":11865667,"featured_media":8236,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_wpas_customize_per_network":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[758695999],"tags":[758697545,758697544],"class_list":{"0":"post-8231","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","6":"hentry","7":"category-artikel","8":"tag-bladzijde","9":"tag-zwart-pak","10":"clear","12":"fallback-thumbnail"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Kermis. - Mijn NiemandsLand<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A daily chatgpt content only blog about my slightly surreal worldview . 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