{"id":8075,"date":"2025-04-13T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-13T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8075"},"modified":"2025-04-13T03:03:03","modified_gmt":"2025-04-13T01:03:03","slug":"een-houten-stoel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/04\/13\/een-houten-stoel\/","title":{"rendered":"A wooden chair."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There was a chair floating. An ordinary wooden chair. No wings or ropes, no tricks. A chair, somewhere between air and logic, above a zebra crossing. And yet I kept walking.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What should I have done? Stop? Throw my head back, point, shout, alert people? Take pictures, like, post, hashtag? No. I chose something else: denial. An act in itself. Elegant in its simplicity. 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