{"id":8038,"date":"2025-04-09T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8038"},"modified":"2025-04-09T02:30:52","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T00:30:52","slug":"watermeter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/04\/09\/watermeter\/","title":{"rendered":"Water meter."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Ballad of the Water Meter<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the darkness beneath stair step six,<br>where no one looks, no man, no g\u00e8s,<br>there lives a turntable, wet with regret,<br>who whispers: \u201cYou forgot me again today, policy.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No ray of sunshine, no warm smile,<br>just drops in a plastic collar.<br>He counts, he counts, faithfully for years,<br>but receives no card, flower or condolence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His taps are your daily song,<br>but you don&#039;t hear him. What a sadness.<br>Yet he continues to measure, without complaint\u2014<br>until one day the pipes ask:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWhere is he, our water lord?\u201d<br>But then he is silent. 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vandaag, beleid.\u201d<br \/>\nGeen zonnestraal, geen warme lach,\u2028slechts druppels in een plastic kraag.\u2028Hij telt, hij telt, al jaren trouw,\u2028maar krijgt geen kaartje, bloem of rouw.<br \/>\nZijn tikken zijn je dagelijks lied,\u2028maar jij hoort hem niet. Wat een verdriet.\u2028Toch blijft hij meten, zonder klagen\u2014\u2028tot op een dag de buizen vragen:<br \/>\n\u201cWaar is hij, onze waterheer?\u201d\u2028Maar dan is hij stil. 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