{"id":8007,"date":"2025-04-06T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2025-04-06T07:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=8007"},"modified":"2025-04-06T01:25:56","modified_gmt":"2025-04-05T23:25:56","slug":"nachtkastje-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/04\/06\/nachtkastje-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nightstand."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Epic Poem: The Charger of the Night<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-cyan-bluish-gray-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1 wp-block-paragraph\"><em>(in the style of a worn-out fantasy epic, but about a charging cord)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Song I \u2013 The Forgetting<\/strong><br>Along dusty edges of nightstand and bed,<br>lies a cable, once white, now grayish and greasy.<br>The Charger, sworn to service and to power,<br>was once a hero in the digital dream.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He brought light to screen, life to tweet,<br>and helped you with TikToks, even though they weren&#039;t<br>more than brain fog pixelated\u2014<br>yet he gave you strength, his sparks, his boats.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Song II \u2013 `The Decay<\/strong><br>But times were slack. A new one came quickly,<br>a MagSafe, a USB-C\u2014so bright.<br>And you, ungrateful son of ease,<br>pushed it aside into a drawer with some glue.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His head is now bent, his plug is worn out,<br>and he dreams of the days when apps were still called his name.<br>But alas, you forget, as people always do\u2014<br>until the night comes, and your screen becomes kiss-<br>empty, blank, black as your soul on Monday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Song III \u2013 The Return?<\/strong><br>And then\u2014panic. \u201cWhere did my charger go!?\u201d<br>You dig and you search, you dig through your life.<br>And there he lies, half dead, but still there.<br>His look says, \u201cOh, now you want me done?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You stick it in. It works. Of course.<br>For even in oblivion he remains gruesome<br>loyal to your dumb digital existence.<br>A cable. A legend. A name without a name.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monday.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"736\" height=\"736\" data-attachment-id=\"8008\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2025\/04\/06\/nachtkastje-2\/nachtkastje2-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/nachtkastje2.jpeg?fit=1024%2C1024&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1024,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-title=\"nachtkastje2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/nachtkastje2.jpeg?fit=736%2C736&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/04\/nachtkastje2.jpeg?resize=736%2C736&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8008\" style=\"width:512px\" 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\/>\nThe Charger, sworn to service and to power,<br \/>\nwas once a hero in the digital dream.<\/p>\n<p>He brought light to screen, life to tweet,<br \/>\nand helped you with TikToks, even though they weren&#039;t<br \/>\nmore than brain fog pixelated\u2014<br \/>\nyet he gave you strength, his sparks, his boats.<\/p>\n<p>Song II \u2013 `The Decay<br \/>\nBut times were slack. 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