{"id":6800,"date":"2024-10-28T09:09:00","date_gmt":"2024-10-28T08:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=6800"},"modified":"2024-10-27T23:01:15","modified_gmt":"2024-10-27T22:01:15","slug":"kunstgras","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2024\/10\/28\/kunstgras\/","title":{"rendered":"Artificial grass."},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the highway, where normally only the sound of speeding cars and the monotonous rhythm of tires on asphalt predominate, lies, almost unnoticed, a rectangular piece of artificial grass, so green that it almost seems a mockery of the barren verges that surround it. The cars that rush past, some with a slight slowing in their speed as if their drivers are momentarily hesitating, drive calmly and without much fuss around it, as if this artificial island is nothing more than an innocent interruption in the flowing asphalt of their journey. No honking, no brakes, just a silent acceptance that here, in the middle of the highway, the inexplicable can happen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it is not the artificial grass itself that causes confusion, nor the way the cars weave around it without a problem, no, it is the line of people, a motley collection of people waiting that has formed along the road, like a kind of silent procession. Their faces show no trace of haste, but something else, something deeper, as if they all feel the same urge to take their time, right here, patiently, expectantly. They stand there, in an irregular line, each of them with a look that betrays both impatience and hope, because there, on that rectangular piece of artificial grass, lies their goal: a moment of rest, a fleeting escape from the inexorable movement of the world around them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cars rush past, and yet these people seem unconcerned, as if they are in another dimension of time, where the sound of engines is but a distant echo, no longer of any importance. But beneath them there is a vague discord, a silent struggle that is barely spoken but palpable in the looks they give each other. Who will be the first to lower their tired body onto the green, almost surreal grass, to escape for a moment from the daily grind of standing and waiting? Some shuffle uncomfortably, their feet tapping on the hot asphalt, while others defend their position with dogged determination, convinced that their moment of rest will come before the other&#039;s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no official order, no system to keep those waiting in line, only an invisible agreement they seem to have made with each other, and yet there remains that tingling, that constant tension of who goes first, who dares to give themselves priority in a world where everything revolves around speed, but where they have chosen to stop. 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