{"id":2586,"date":"2023-06-28T22:40:30","date_gmt":"2023-06-28T20:40:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2023-06-28T22:40:33","modified_gmt":"2023-06-28T20:40:33","slug":"smortelen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mijnniemandsland.blog\/en\/2023\/06\/28\/smortelen\/","title":{"rendered":"Smolder."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Het was een levendige ochtend in het kinderdagverblijf. De kinderen begonnen aan te komen, sommigen prulend aan hun lippentuig, anderen struikelden vrolijk de kleuterhof binnen. Het gelach en gejoel vulden al snel de lucht.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">De begeleiders begonnen de dag met hun gebruikelijke taken. Juf Marianne, met haar zachte stem, begon te vertoonen, de kinderen te vermaken met levendige verhalen en handpoppen. Tegelijkertijd was meester Klaas bezig om alles te verleiden, ervoor zorgend dat de kinderen zich aan hun taken hielden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Het was een schouwspel om te zien hoe de kinderen smortelden, hun handen vrolijk klodderend in de verfpotten. Ondertussen flonkerden enkele kinderen, zorgvuldig hun tekeningen versierend met glitter en glimmende stenen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buiten in de speelplaats werd er volop gekletst, de kinderen dartelden rond, achter elkaar aan rennend en spelend. 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